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A strap which attaches to your collar

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Di 11. Mai 2010, 00:01

LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
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DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
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family very poor

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Di 18. Mai 2010, 08:28

family very poor. Therefore, he had read the book three only ten years old, began work for a living. Especially, the backbone of career, as ever, the horse to help people in the shop in the power plant, dining room when such as assistant to fire, poor humiliation of life in the old world training his hatred and resistance character.Replica Louis Vuitton Bags
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Occasional drinker

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Mo 31. Mai 2010, 19:10

“Occasional drinker” - She’s the one at parties that spends the first half of the night bent back with a funnel full of 140 proof whisky being tossed down her pie hole; and the second half with her fat and only friend holding her hair back while she projectile vomits into the host’s shower stall.
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“I like to have fun” ?C Means she never has any fun, has no friends or hobbies, and hopes you’re going to introduce her to all of your fun friends and take her to all of your fun parties and events so she can finally have a life.
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it can be divided into

Beitragvon gongfan49 am So 13. Jun 2010, 20:28

YaoZhongWei: it can be divided into three stages, from 2000 to 2003, belongs to the brand recognition by Owen, Tag Heuer
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were outraged

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Mi 23. Jun 2010, 16:44

German scientists dug 50 meters down in the underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
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The Russian government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down they found small pieces of glass. They soon announced that 35,000 years ago, the ancient Russians already had a nationwide fiber net.

American scientists were outraged. They dug 200 meters down in the underground, but found absolutely nothing. They happily concluded that the ancient Americans 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones
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The 12 Inch BIC

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Do 24. Jun 2010, 14:27

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
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The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
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the same redneck

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Mo 5. Jul 2010, 22:20

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."
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As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses."

Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.
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