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Two lawyers arrive

Beitragvon gongfan49 am So 27. Jun 2010, 20:39

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, Rolex Masterpiece
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The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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Three comedians are

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Mi 30. Jun 2010, 01:17

Three comedians are shooting the breeze at the back of a nightclub after a late gig. They’ve heard one another’s material so much, they’ve reached the point where they don’t need to say the jokes anymore to amuse each other – they just need to refer to each joke by a number.

"Number 37!" cracks the first comic, and the others break up."

"Number 53!" says the second guy, and they howl. Finally, it’s the third comic’s turn.
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"44!" he quips. He gets nothing. Crickets. "What?" he asks, "Isn’t 44 funny?"

"Sure, it’s usually hilarious," they answer. "But the way you tell it…"
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Unfortunately

Beitragvon gongfan49 am Do 1. Jul 2010, 21:14

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